In other words, impatient motorists who expect scooter riders to just yield the lane deserve a place in Weird Al's “Dare to Be Stupid.” – Joseph Rose … Bicycles are just like cars, in that cars kill approximately 3000 people per year just like, oh wait this is just more of joe's car vs. bike baiting. Bikes are … Strange, I'm a bicyclist and I just paid my property taxes. And what is … Odd that I also have a car and that I pay vehicle registration and DEQ fees, oh, and what the heck? … …

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Yes, bicycles are just like cars … except where cell phones are …