“7/8/13 10:37 p.m. Some weird juveniles took a watering can to the park, took photos of it, then returned it.” …. The suspect also assured the officers he would stay away from the victim and her car forever and never explore the effects of the little fleshy psychotropic fungus again. … Needless to say, this prompted my family to begin parking both cars inside the garage at all times and to ask the police to make evening rounds in the area to combat the recent crime-wave. …

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