6)Yeshivish Cars: I always thought yeshivish people had shitty cars because they had a lot of kids, but in reality it was a past time to work on your car and hold it together with bungee cords and duct tape. If you had a nice car you were that much closer to being modernishe. … I felt kind of weird at that moment, because just the day before, my father had dropped me off and he was wearing jeans. In fact, the only thing my father ever wore during the week was jeans, so I … …

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