All of a sudden, the car just veers off my route home, drives me to a strip club just outside of town where my wife finds me hours later, drunk on cheap beer with a strange woman giving me a lap dance and my paycheck blown! … “Yeah, isn't that weird? I was hoping it might be a one-time thing, but just about a week later as I was driving home from work to enjoy the anniversary dinner my wife slaved over to make, the car ended up driving me to one of those … …

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